Official July 10 Weather Court

Is the weather awesome,
or are we just delusional?

A fully unnecessary forensic investigation into one WhatsApp group chat, one post-Namaaz sweat crisis, and 38°C being called “nice”.

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WhatsApp screenshot evidence
EXHIBIT A

Claim

“The weather has suddenly become so awesome.”

Filed by: Optimistic Citizen

Counterclaim

“It’s so hot.”

Filed by: Reality Department

Compromise

“38 degrees on July 10th. I’ll take that.”

Filed by: Dubai Survival Unit

Post-Namaaz Sweatometer™

Scientific reading based on absolutely no science.

FreshDrenchedEvaporated

Romance Forecast

“Same, also after I saw you.”

Humidity increased by 400%. Group chat stability decreased by 80%.

Final Verdict

At 38°C, Dubai residents are legally allowed to say “weather is awesome,” but only because the bar is underground, melted, and somewhere near the parking basement.